terça-feira, 17 de janeiro de 2017


“País Canalha é o que não paga precatórios”.

Artigo no Alerta Total – www.alertatotal.net
Por Carlos Maurício Mantiqueira

Nos tópicos, o animal canino é o tropicão.

É por esse motivo que o verão é chamado de canícula.

Ou seja, calor do cão numa república ridícula.

Fora o desCãoforto, suar é bom. Os franceses dizem: “Bon soir!”.

A indústria de perfumes para bichos está a imitar as grandes marcas com ligeiras adaptações.

Coco Canel, n° 13 (putza di merda) indicado pros “cumpanheiros”.

Fedor Planaltino para dos politicocos o desatino.

Vai-Te Merda, para os mixos que reviram lixos.

Numa Cãopílio pra quem tem medo do bigorrilho. (mas já foi rei de Roma).
Como no futebol, quem não marca toma.

No alvorecer ou no ocaso do jaburu, nada a temer a tomar na rima.

Do jeito que está, não milita nem desocupa a moita.

Claque serena ou torcida afoita receitam formicida para quem dá pena.
Membros da Ordem do Javalí:

“Já vali muito; hoje não valho mais nada !”

Será pessoa sortuda quem escapar da papuda, digo, polpuda propina.

Deus nos acuda!.

Carlos Maurício Mantiqueira é um livre pensador.

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Loumari disse...

God’s Angel to Prepare the Way

Exodus 23:20-23New International Version (NIV)
20 “See, I am sending an angel ahead of you to guard you along the way and to bring you to the place I have prepared. 21 Pay attention to him and listen to what he says. Do not rebel against him; he will not forgiveyour rebellion, since my Name is in him.

Malachi 3:1New International Version (NIV)
3 “I will send my messenger, who will prepare the way before me. Then suddenly the Lord you are seeking will come to his temple; the messenger of the covenant, whom you desire, will come,” says the Lord Almighty.

New American Standard Bible
Final Admonition

Malachi 4
1“For behold, the day is coming, burning like a furnace; and all the arrogant and every evildoer will be chaff; and the day that is coming will set them ablaze,” says the LORD of hosts, “so that it will leave them neither root nor branch.”
2“But for you who fear My name, the sun of righteousness will rise with healing in its wings; and you will go forth and skip about like calves from the stall.
3“You will tread down the wicked, for they will be ashes under the soles of your feet on the day which I am preparing,” says the LORD of hosts.
4“Remember the law of Moses My servant, even the statutes and ordinances which I commanded him in Horeb for all Israel.
5“Behold, I am going to send you Elijah (on the Pope Francis) the prophet before the coming of the great and terrible day of the LORD.
6“He will restore the hearts of the fathers to their children and the hearts of the children to their fathers, so that I will not come and smite the land with a curse.”

Matthew 11:14
And if you are willing to accept it, he is the Elijah who was to come.

Loumari disse...

Mark 9:11
And they asked Jesus, "Why do the scribes say that Elijah must come first?"

Luke 1:17
And he will go on before the Lord in the spirit and power of Elijah, to turn the hearts of the fathers to their children, and the disobedient to the wisdom of the righteous--to make ready a people prepared for the Lord."

John 1:21
"Who are you then?" they inquired. "Are you Elijah?" He said, "I am not." "Are you the prophet?" He answered, "No."

Isaiah 40:3
A voice is calling, "Clear the way for the LORD in the wilderness; Make smooth in the desert a highway for our God.

Joel 2:31
"The sun will be turned into darkness And the moon into blood Before the great and awesome day of the LORD comes.

Zephaniah 1:14
Near is the great day of the LORD, Near and coming very quickly; Listen, the day of the LORD! In it the warrior cries out bitterly.

Matthew 28:19-20 New International Version (NIV)
19 Therefore go and make disciples of all nations, baptizing them in the name of the Father and of the Son and of the Holy Spirit, 20 and teachingthem to obey everything I have commanded you. And surely I am with you always, to the very end of the age.”

Mark 16:15 New International Version (NIV)
15 He said to them, “Go into all the world and preach the gospel to all creation.

Ezekiel 18:4 King James Version (KJV)
4 Behold, all souls are mine; as the soul of the father, so also the soul of the son is mine: the soul that sinneth, it shall die.

Matthew 4:19 New International Version (NIV)
19 “Come, follow me,” Jesus said, “and I will send you out to fish for people.”

Revelation 20:6New International Version (NIV)
6 Blessed and holy are those who share in the first resurrection. The second death has no power over them, but they will be priests of God and of Christ and will reign with him for a thousand years.

Revelation 22:11
Let the unrighteous continue to be unrighteous, and the vile continue to be vile; let the righteous continue to practice righteousness, and the holy continue to be holy."

Ezekiel 24:27
'On that day your mouth will be opened to him who escaped, and you will speak and be mute no longer. Thus you will be a sign to them, and they will know that I am the LORD.'"

Ezekiel 29:21
"On that day I will make a horn sprout for the house of Israel, and I will open your mouth in their midst. Then they will know that I am the LORD."

Matthew 24:37-42 New International Version (NIV)
37 As it was in the days of Noah, so it will be at the coming of the Son of Man.
38 For in the days before the flood, people were eating and drinking, marrying and giving in marriage, up to the day Noah entered the ark;
39 and they knew nothing about what would happen until the flood came and took them all away. That is how it will be at the coming of the Son of Man.
40 Two men will be in the field; one will be taken and the other left.
41 Two women will be grinding with a hand mill; one will be taken and the other left.
42 “Therefore keep watch, because you do not know on what day your Lord will come.

Daniel 12:1-3
New International Version (NIV)

The End Times

12 “At that time Michael, the great prince who protects your people, will arise. There will be a time of distress such as has not happened from the beginning of nations until then. But at that time your people—everyone whose name is found written in the book—will be delivered.
2 Multitudes who sleep in the dust of the earth will awake: some to everlasting life, others to shame and everlasting contempt.
3 Those who are wise[a] will shine like the brightness of the heavens, and those who lead many to righteousness, like the stars for ever and ever.